If you could just-

No, no! It is all wrong! I want to be folded neatly!

Well, I don't! I want to be free and loose! My pair is a bore!

At least your match doesn't have a hole! Mine doesn't even care!

Will you please-

Hey! I wouldn't even consider that a hole! You can't even poke a finger through it!

... [sigh] My socks do not have holes in them!